Saturday, January 10, 2015

Batman & Robin (1997) Review

Several reasons why this movie sucks:
1. The terrible dialogue.
2. Mr. Freeze's minions wore skates and wielded hockey sticks as weapons.
3. Bane is apparently Frankenstein.
4. Uma Thurman made Nicolas Cage seem like he doesn't try to sell his performances.
5. There are dancing pink, fuzzy gorillas.
6. Robin has the charisma of a brick wall.
7. Batman has a Batman credit card.
8. The ridiculous looking costumes.
9. Bat nipples.
10. The incredibly cheesy lines.
The worst Super Hero film of all time, and quite possibly the worst movie of all time period. Everything about this movie was awful.

Rating: 0.5/5

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